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French Demotivational Poster


FAIL. - French Military victories?


TAGS: french military victories
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by Conrad Palmer

Liam - July 23, 2009, 5:59 pm
Cheech it isn't just liberal politicians trying to reduce collateral damage and civilian casualties it's all politicians because they think it makes them look like a better person. It's all political theatre. Wake up, they're all on the same team dip****.
Sean - May 22, 2009, 9:42 pm
Have you posted any posters yet Cheech?
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 8:52 pm
In a true fight/war your goal is to SMASH your enemy by ANY means necessary.
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 8:51 pm
The US beat themselves in Vietnam. We let the UN and politicians get involved. There actually no war we can't win if we are willing to go far enough. A major problem like we are having now is the LIBERAL politicians get involved.
Nonsense - March 22, 2009, 3:57 pm
Napoleon was an ethnic Italian born on Corsica a year it was sold to France. Jean of Arc? Ya, a little girl claiming to have visions of God won a war. I think it counts as a defeat.
Porcelina - January 31, 2009, 2:22 pm
...no, that was a real error a while ago. It's been fixed since.
Typed it in myself - January 31, 2009, 12:17 pm
this is what the first link was: french military victories Your search - french military victories - did not match any documents. Suggestions:. - Make sure all words are spelled correctly. - Try different keywords. ... www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victor
HEY - January 14, 2009, 11:53 pm
you know whats funny about vietnam?.....america did not have to be liberated during or after it....
Culos - January 9, 2009, 1:36 pm
And sure they couldn't win in Vietnam, but didn't another great nation fail to do so as well?????
Haarakkon - January 9, 2009, 12:34 am
FFS, crack open a history book, will you? I'm no fan of the Gael, but there *was* this guy once upon a time, Bonaparte. And a gal, Jane, Jean? Something of the Arc....
Anonymous - January 8, 2009, 7:37 pm
The French cannot win on their own against another country, that is a proven fact. The only time the French won on their own is when they fought other French in their Revoulution.
Conrad Palmer - January 8, 2009, 3:06 pm
guys..im canadian, so i dont really give a **** about the french or the american revolution
Dipshit: - January 8, 2009, 12:21 pm
Htd...its not actully on google its just like the chuck norris thing you have to click "im feeling lucky"
LogicDude - January 8, 2009, 10:49 am
And without their "help" today we wouldn't have all the wars in Africa.
Toussaint - January 8, 2009, 10:04 am
Without the French help during the American Revolution, there wouldn't be a US.
4Real - January 8, 2009, 9:47 am
You are a **** sucker, english win beacose they appear when the war is over, and attak only if they are 15 time more. Bunch of faget
htc - January 7, 2009, 11:08 pm
Fail cause this doesn't happen.
HtD - January 7, 2009, 10:43 pm
You got my hopes up. I actually googled it.
LogicDude - January 7, 2009, 6:04 pm
This is both epic and full of win! Your reward is 500 interwebs.


THE FRENCH ARMY - Even their toys lose


TAGS: toy soldier french lose
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by chase3597

twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 12:10 pm
C'est magnifique! Je vous donne cinq lions!
forseti - June 21, 2011, 4:23 pm
funny as 'ell! cinq lions


INTRODUCING EUROPE -


TAGS: french italian swiss british german france italy switzerland great britain uk germany
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by forseti

CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
very old pic
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 10:09 pm
I think I've seen this before.
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 10:08 pm
I approved it, so you would go to bed and quit submitting it!! G'night Forseti... :) 4L
forseti - May 12, 2010, 10:00 pm
just to inform you: it was rejected before, but without giving reason. i waited about an hour for a pm, then uploaded it again. getting it approved implies that this was ok, right?!? good night, 4 am in europe!


TED NUGENT - “What is the last thought a deer has before you shoot him?” “What am I going to eat, who will I screw and can I run fast enough to get away”. They are very much like the French.




SQUIRREL WARS - "Three people have been attacked by psychotic squirrels. These squirrels are not only crazy, they're German. You know they're just getting started. The French have already surrendered." - Craig Ferguson




MR. FRENCH - Always the gentleman's gentleman


TAGS: the topic of the day did say french
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:28 pm
I still have mi-...I mean, my SISTER had one...yeah, that's it.
Airman - September 21, 2009, 4:08 pm
thank you LD.. I could NOT remember the name of that doll.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:03 pm
Oh boy...the things he did to Buffy and Jody! Show Uncle Bill where he touched you on the Mrs. Beasley doll Buffy...
todd snyder - September 21, 2009, 12:50 pm
Memory Lane . . . 5 lions for you.


FRENCH MILITARY - There is a reason they were conquered in WWII


TAGS: chicken france french wine beret cigarette
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by brazy

Aurielius - December 13, 2015, 10:54 am
Wagram, Austerlitz, Jena, Marengo, Borodino, Lutzen..then 100yrs later Marne, Ypres, Pachendale..just to name a few that dispute the theory.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:12 pm
And proper wine etiquette.... white wine with a white flag!
GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 10:02 pm
you catch on fast. nice, aren't you happier with this one? 5L


THE FRENCH - It's not always bad when they surrender.


TAGS: september 21 french challenge surrender
Rating: 3.96/5

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tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:57 pm
Half- French (Duh!)
tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:56 pm
I had a French girlfriend, just shaved the one armpit!
fascistfrenchman - October 11, 2011, 3:27 am
Oh là là!
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:04 pm
And now...while you are all tied up...I will SHAVE your armpits!


CANADA'S TRAGEDY -


TAGS: french fries with gravy and curdled cheese
Rating: 4.56/5

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CANADA - April 16, 2010, 9:01 pm
molson only makes good commercials. leave beer to the real men
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 8:05 pm
If that's how canada is, I'm not impressed.
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 7:50 pm
Not much better than Molson Dry, was it?
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 7:46 pm
I had a Molson Ice once.
CANADA - April 16, 2010, 1:50 pm
don't bad mouth the poutine, its as addicting as crack.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 10:17 am
Smoking it more like......My latest poster will make it clear...once it's approved.
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 10:14 am
Chewing the wrong cud again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 10:02 am
Again......I'm Retarded......What is wrong with me today?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 9:57 am
I'm retarded...... "British culture"....................................BTW, we all have Asian technology.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 9:52 am
I would have ignored it if it weren't for the "American culture" comment........Some things can't be forgiven...XD
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 9:48 am
Great people the whole way... except for one guy in Toad River BC
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 9:47 am
It's a joke guys. I thought Canadians were a happy, friendly kind of people. And yes Mr. Heap, I drove down the Alaska Hwy. in Feb. of '87
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 9:44 am
Sorry Iceman....1L......even your stereotypes make no sense.
TheTrashHeap - April 16, 2010, 9:36 am
American Culture? Not f***in likely! Have you ever been to Canada Ice?


FRENCH FRIES IS HEALTHY FOOD, YOU BETCHA -


TAGS: french fries delicious and healthy
Rating: 4.53/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 10, 2013, 12:30 pm
That had to have been done with 5uperglue, but not sure; superglue eats through styrofoam.... *snicker*


DANGER ! DANGER ! - Cultural Waste Land Ahead !


TAGS: french
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

Ozbad - July 23, 2012, 6:25 pm
they drive like a$$ holes and Park as if they were blind.
maoworks2 - July 12, 2012, 7:19 am
Thanks Everybody For Your Comment's.
Densaku - July 11, 2012, 8:25 pm
DANGER,DANGER. Uncultured Ontarian ahead!....Lol
spacedog - July 11, 2012, 7:06 pm
Quebec has a distinct culture. I just don't get it, and I've been there. Beautiful place, nice people, great food, good beer, but the TV, music, and art... I don't know what's going on there.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2012, 4:59 pm
I don't know about Mao, but I find Montreal to be filled with a lot of hipsters and spoiled students. Of course, TO is the same way.
JOHNSONPARADISE - July 11, 2012, 4:42 pm
Excuse me Mao but can I ask you what part of our culture you call waste ?
maoworks2 - July 11, 2012, 9:18 am
I Don't Know What You Said, So Thank You I Hope .
MissPriss - July 10, 2012, 7:09 pm
Vous avez mis 5Le clou dessus vous y'ete! (I think that's what I'm trying to say teehee).


FOR SALE - MAS Modèle 36 French infantry rifle. Never fired, dropped twice, includes bayonet/white flag holder. These are unfortunately ubiquitous, so asking price will be low. Make Offer.


TAGS: french cowards army military
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 10:55 pm
We Craigslist now
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:51 pm
$5 + $19.99 shipping and "processing."
Kainim - February 6, 2010, 8:16 am
what's the asking price? :3


FRENCH PARTY -




CONFIDENCE - I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts.




THE FRENCH ARMY? - That's a thing now?


TAGS: french army imaginary unbelieveable
Rating: 4.07/5

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rodangol - January 14, 2012, 7:01 pm
Wears cravats, and shoots knives without using their hands!


FRENCHIES & GERMANS - Just Because They're Nextdoor Neighbors Doesn't Mean They Like Eachother.


TAGS: france frenchies germany germans
Rating: 2.84/5

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Gryphus - February 12, 2009, 12:52 pm
Bullsh*t since 1956.


FRENCH GUNS FOR SALE - Only fired once, dropped once. deleted deleted


TAGS: french army
Rating: 3.09/5

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poy - June 5, 2010, 5:55 pm
where are FAMAS, oh there is no one, then, oh, it's not french guns, oh you FAIL


Passé -


TAGS: frogs french word play ballet
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - April 25, 2014, 10:50 pm
amen brother


ARM PIT HAIR - C'mon, you know you wanna smell it.


TAGS: girl french air pit hair
Rating: 2.16/5

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unexplained_paranoia - May 24, 2008, 2:31 am
D:


CANADA - we speak three languages in Quebec English, French, and Hockey


TAGS: canada hockey french thewolf
Rating: 4.33/5

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Aurielius - March 8, 2016, 7:15 am
Should be Franglais,Quebecois and Hockey.
Derek - June 10, 2010, 12:06 am
That's certainly the way it was back in the 60's & 70's. Nice to hear the culture endures :-)
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 10:46 pm
LMAO! Ultimately, they pulled through, though. I just love great hockey. I have favorite teams, but I don't care if they lose in a good game. Defective, I know... but I just love the game.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:44 pm
that was tough week after that loss. I still have nightmares about the avatar bet loss
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 10:42 pm
Gotta speak hockey..... since they're not playing it! Blew yer wad in the olympics!


KICKING THE HABIT -


TAGS: calendar soccer french celebration
Rating: 3.78/5

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Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:06 pm

truth gotta hurt...lolz


POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.


TAGS: cantona cool bloody football soccer popped collar europeans england english france french king
Rating: 3.31/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 1:12 am
The term is more appropriately the modern 'yankees', or if you'd like, you can use the original term coined by Native Americans of what is now the northeastern United States, "ingis", which was their transliteration of the term "English". Grr!
FCB - August 23, 2008, 8:29 pm
wtf is soccer...?! f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l!!! yankis....


OBESITY AWARENESS RIBBON - Oh, the irony.


TAGS: fry french mcdonalds ribbon
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:44 am
They're edible.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:42 am
You know, you just don't see many of those. Wonder why that is.


IN FRENCH -


TAGS: french english steve martin
Rating: 4.52/5

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SSgtBaloo - February 7, 2011, 6:57 pm
This made me laugh aloud in a library. I don't know whether to curse you or thank you. Probably both.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 4:33 pm
I went to Paris, France over the summer, for some reason its the MEN who run around n**** and the women who have harry armpits... and balls
Anonymous2 - January 25, 2011, 10:54 pm
Nah, they call a souffle a souffle.
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:11 pm
"Frenchmen are a remarkable race, They fight with their feet.." 5 plumes de ma tante


FRANCE -


TAGS: france french
Rating: 4.43/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 8:12 am
Lol. I'm not even going to ask. I'm just going to leave the 5L's here and go.


MAC N' CHEESE -




FRENCH AIR FORCE - Viva la France!


TAGS: france air force french
Rating: 2.5/5

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poy - June 5, 2010, 5:54 pm
yes but you know french have fierté and with an image of an american who is sending a drone, it's just a fail
TheTrashHeap - June 4, 2010, 8:33 am
Calm down poy! This is a humor site n'est pas?
poy - June 4, 2010, 5:42 am
+ yes, all american aren't a**h*les but a lot of them are
poy - June 4, 2010, 5:40 am
viva is not an actual french word + we're not the only country to send drones + our weapons are FAMAS and the weapon of this man is an M16 or something like then I think he is not french = go f*** yourself and stop hating french peoples without any reason
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:50 pm
I apologize Bone. All Americans aren't a**holes.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:30 am
Enjoy...good talking to ya again.
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:27 am
well my pancakes are ready. but i will return soon. nice to hear from ya bone, things will soon be back to normal.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:24 am
LMAO...I hear ya Vern!
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:24 am
Cubbys back! i thought the feds got him!
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:23 am
better things to do)
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:23 am
Oh, and Cubbybear is back!
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:23 am
well i helped moooooooooo move a few weeks ago. good thing he cant read cause i didn't wanna explain what an abattoir is. in a few weeks i should be able to arrange net service but till then i can only moti when my woman is over. (when i obviously have
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:22 am
WTFO got banned, then unbanned...that was funny as hell. The rest has been the same old...
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:20 am
Aggys now a mod, BoR set a record for fastest poster to HOF, LD and Wheels have been on a terror with great stuff and Ron & Sean are their pefect selves as always.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:15 am
Hell it's been fun! But, we kinda miss ya bud. What the hey's been going on with you big guy?
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:13 am
sometimes i am bone. my woman has wifi on her laptop so while she makes my breakfast i get to motifake! woohoo! so... what did i miss?
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:06 am
Whhatz up Trash...you back on line?
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:03 am
or american, or military, or mexican.....
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:02 am
Thats right bone. mooooooo is pure canadian angus beef. and a real tnuc sometimes...especially if you're french.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 7:36 am
Unfortunately BurpingJack, Moooo+ is Canadian...
BurpingJack - November 14, 2009, 7:25 am
All Americans are a**holes! and you wonder why the world hates you!f*** your pets and get a life you jerks!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2009, 5:46 am
Come on Alexis......embrace the hatred for the French (Surrender....you know you can do it....it's in your blood)......It's not gonna end any time soon.
Alexis.Chu - November 14, 2009, 5:11 am
F*ck you first.
ICEMAN - November 13, 2009, 11:38 pm
Heh, heh, heh. f*** the French.


GUILLOTINE - For when you need a creative way to kill someone.




Mon Dieu -


TAGS: that moment when reality lord realizes he should of used spellcheck monty python holy grail frenchie john cleese
Rating: 4.67/5

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Silverheart - July 6, 2014, 10:59 am

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time Tthhhbbbbtttt!
Reality Lord - July 6, 2014, 10:32 am

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!


Canadian Tickler -




I'VE ALREADY GOT ONE - It's very nice.


TAGS: french got one
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:24 pm
LMAO Airman! Great!!!!
egg - June 29, 2010, 8:10 pm
Except he's wearing a German uniform...however, the likeness IS uncanny.
Airman - June 29, 2010, 1:06 pm
it's a french soldier
Airman - June 29, 2010, 1:04 pm
Holy Grail.. French Castle
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 12:45 pm
? huh ?


PHOOKING BYO RESTOORANTS - After all zees hassle of zee wine, zee 'Duck a l'Orange' had better be az good az zay say..!!




WHEN I CAN AFFORD IT -


TAGS: french cuisine frogburger
Rating: 3.38/5

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GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 9:48 am
Nice...5 "hold the Mayo's"


THE 4TH OF JULY -


TAGS: d*** those french
Rating: 3.17/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 4:28 pm
I really was in a pretty bad mood yesterday..I regret nothing. Yours is way better because it's not stolen. Even if it's not your best at least you put the time in to use an original pic.
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 4:11 pm
I mean didn't
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 4:11 pm
The original did play well either...come to think of it!
BoneCD - May 29, 2009, 11:00 pm
I have 2 Canine-American teeth...Any who, what the hell did those neighbor kids do with the hose *scratching head*
Sean - May 29, 2009, 2:51 pm
No wonder there are so many Americans ... or Canine-Americans, anyway.


WORLD WAR II -


TAGS: world war ii russian usa army raf french resistance
Rating: 3/5

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Bah - September 17, 2009, 2:34 am
then they came "home" not "hope"; my bad
Bah - September 17, 2009, 2:34 am
Lots of Cherokees in the Marines in the pacific. Lots of Navajo in cryptography in europe. Then they came hope to get evicted from their land and "resettled" again. Most modern 'Injuns' that stay on reservation land are in poverty, not Casinos.
Acey - May 2, 2009, 1:11 pm
I asked but the Injuns are too busy counting their casino income right now.
barockeva - March 25, 2009, 4:14 pm
When you capture land, it's yours to keep till someone else takes it. Just ask the Injuns.
WTFO - February 28, 2009, 11:22 pm
I agree that everyone did their part during the war but Russia failed to give back the countries they captured. Kinda screwed up on their part wasn't it?


FAIL - Cheat your way into the World Cup only to score one goal in three games.


TAGS: fail french world cup
Rating: 2.83/5

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forseti - June 22, 2010, 5:57 pm
Must be hard for Ireland to see what France did with this chance Ireland should have had...
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 5:37 pm
yes, and being half irish, i was smiling the whole time
Derek - June 22, 2010, 5:34 pm
Ex-World champions self-destructed pretty badly.
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 4:01 pm
...
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 3:57 pm
Abe Vigoda told me the same thing a week ago while we were playing hopscotch with Justin Bieber.
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 3:57 pm
yeah man, that's definetly not a tank.
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 3:54 pm
redundancy... almost as annoying as sycophantism, unconstructive criticism and name dropping...
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 3:54 pm
ROR! TTH FTW!!!!! BTW its a pontiac F 150.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 3:50 pm
That's not a tank!
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 3:46 pm
Geez you guys are negative today. Good thing 5 billion people are paying attention to the world cup. Even better that none of them are "old" noobs.
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 2:27 pm
Im not sure if it is a lack of effort or maybe just lack of experience. It took me a bit to actually take pride in my motifaking.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:17 pm
Major lack of effort among the new noobs. So many go nowhere posters. I miss Ronsart.
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 2:14 pm
This is pretty lame. If you don't follow the world cup this poster has no funny.


MYSTER MASK -




THE FRENCH -


TAGS: french bad fail english
Rating: 1.46/5

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Alexis Chu - August 3, 2009, 9:24 am
?? and what's this demotivator supposed to mean ?


Always Give Up -


TAGS: french girls always give up
Rating: 5/5

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Ism - May 3, 2013, 1:27 am
I am a big fan of the French... we in USA would be Speaking the Queen's English if not for their help ^,~
CloudchaserS - May 2, 2013, 11:51 pm
Yeah, but they're bad to start fights (The French/Gauls started something like 167 wars in 2,000 years)


French Proverb -


TAGS: french proverb toilet humor
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 2:41 pm
Well that's the rootinest tootinest 5L that I've given in a while...pfft!
BobbEdwards - September 28, 2013, 11:37 am
Yeah, the dreaded shart
CloudchaserS - September 28, 2013, 11:12 am
And it's really f***ing annoying when I just want to take a leak and something that's not gas is trying to come out of the other elimination port.


French the Language of Love -


TAGS: french english
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - October 20, 2014, 5:34 pm
Babelfish translation. The only French I know is merde`. Oh, and... no, that's not French.
Greeny - October 20, 2014, 3:50 pm
Actually, some speak it like they have a mouthful of carp sandwich


Excuse my French -


TAGS: mother excuse french teacher speak
Rating: 4.78/5

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RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 10:41 pm
5 French lions for You


The french knights -


TAGS: the french knights
Rating: 4.78/5

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BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 9:27 pm
"I told them we already got one *snicker*"
Silverheart - July 14, 2013, 1:14 pm

Reality Lord and his 3 brothers, atop the Castle of Guy de Lombard.


french people -


TAGS: french crepes
Rating: 4.58/5

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MissPriss - May 23, 2013, 6:28 pm
Try living in a town full of them...I don't dare let myself fall asleep at night! 5L for the giggle.


Cinco de Mayo Priorities -




PICK ONE ANY ONE -


TAGS: june calendar french celebrate
Rating: 4.46/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:18 pm
No disrespect here... I'm just in close proximity too. It all boils down to "excuses" once again.


FRENCH’S MUSTARD -


TAGS: french mustard yellow
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by ronsart

gufbal - June 6, 2010, 3:41 am
I used to work there! Frenchs foods in springfield mo. Nice art.
WTFO - September 22, 2009, 12:30 am
Great poster, Ron. When I was in the desert, I traded patches with a French officer. The patch is of a fighting roster in primarily desert colors. Therefore, the French AF has a patch with a yellow chicken on it. I **** you not. I laughed my a** off.


AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls)


TAGS: h** dogs bacon meat french fries doughnuts cookies crackers chips diet cancer
Rating: 3.53/5

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thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
...spelling variations... They're both accepted. I like my donuts in many colours/colors and flavours/flavors. Also, that's like asking why 'through' isn't spelled 'thru' because that's how it's spelled on the side of McDonald's.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
why is it a pair of panties and only one bra? you'd think it'd be the other way around
LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am
if that is how you spell doughnuts then why isn't dunkin donuts spelled that way
mmmBingSoo - November 16, 2009, 5:36 pm
are you serious?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 5:35 pm
You're take demotivation too far Todd!


FRENCH WINE -




FRENCH BREAD - Put It Next To German Bread And Watch It Surrender.




REMEMBER WHEN -


TAGS: remember when french arm pits bill clinton thanks mr ftachaser357
Rating: 3.19/5

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agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 12:29 am
I love it!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am
NENA! 99 LUFTBALLOONS! Original video. I was never the same again. Thank God.


WIVES - Alyce - "John! Get down from there!" "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water!" - John. (Who, that night, slept soundly on the couch.)


TAGS: monty python french man grail
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Mirromere

Hawamleh - December 15, 2010, 1:20 am
I've learned to live witthout respect. It's funny how fast you aquire that trait when being aprenticed to shiek grabs-a-lot
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:41 pm
check your pm's ICEBAG
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:40 pm
Or Mr. Blaque, whichever. Oui, mon ami?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:39 pm
I guess I'm OK with that. Thanks Mr. pink.
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 9:37 pm
It appears he did.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:37 pm
Did ICE just call me Mr Black?
rerun - December 14, 2010, 9:35 pm

you would have better results with $35.00 and a room, clean sheets optional.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:35 pm
Mr. Kettle, Mr. Pot. Meet Mr. Black.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:31 pm
all in god fun. I respect you all....except Goat cheese sammich, he's disgusting.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:25 pm
Heh, heh. You're one cold blooded someb**** Moooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:23 pm
Maybe you were just too cheap....(I'm not trying to perpetuate any stereotypes)
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 9:23 pm
Right. Given the considerations.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:23 pm
Keep dreaming Mooooooooooooo. She said no & she means it.
rerun - December 14, 2010, 9:20 pm

No she isn't...if she was she would like me too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:17 pm
all in good fun, Ice and I have been insulting each other for a long time...hey ICE! yur mom's a wh***!
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 9:13 pm
Calm down fellas. Lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:10 pm
I concur...that b**** needs help.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:09 pm
I wish your sister would stay away from the cat box.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:00 pm
don't listen to ICE.....he's got a sandy Va-jay-jay.
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 8:59 pm
Again. More regret.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 8:54 pm
Thanks so very much for that tidbit. We had no clue.
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 7:07 pm
"His" = John Cleese, who plays the French man depicted here.
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 7:06 pm
Alyce is the name of his current wife... just for your information.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 7:05 pm
No way man, Monty python is public domain here. You did good. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 7:02 pm
No. Its nit intended to reflect upon him in any way. And no it is not his so I don't have to ask him to use it. Though in hindsight I feel as though I shouldn't have done this one.
culos - December 14, 2010, 5:38 pm
Is that a picture of Reality Lord? Did you ask for his permission to use it???


BUSKING - touching people's lives in vibrant surroundings


TAGS: they must be french
Rating: 2.75/5

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agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 12:48 pm
How is this so poorly rated? Hilarious!


SPY - French people piss me off


TAGS: tf2 spy french people pissed
Rating: 1.44/5

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NumberXIII - February 3, 2012, 2:04 am
kinda says a lot about dogmatism, eh? Or the American gov't, for that matter. Stick to the rules to closely, and you'll get screwed, or things slip by on "technicalities".
forseti - November 8, 2010, 2:28 pm
Ive had worse ones than this get approved... THAT'S a problem, dude!!
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:19 pm

no you haven't
Shottyz - November 7, 2010, 1:03 pm
Ive had better ones than this get denied...
Zealot - November 7, 2010, 11:53 am
trash this is a poor attempt at humor by a tf2 fan.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 11:56 pm
Loosely translated It means One Lion
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 11:51 pm
What does this mean?


We Seek a bit of Humor -


TAGS: monty python french castle queue
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Rick69 - February 19, 2016, 4:27 pm
Holy Grail, per se...
GaryO - February 19, 2016, 8:39 am
Gold
MissPriss - February 18, 2016, 11:24 pm
Me lord has been 1 UP'd. Nicely done dawg!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 18, 2016, 10:43 pm
5L
Reality Lord - February 18, 2016, 9:32 pm

hehe
JesusWept - February 18, 2016, 8:39 pm
Nice one, Spacemutt! UP.


What A Deal -




quitting? -


TAGS: quit smoking use french fries
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - July 2, 2015, 4:28 am
Me neither Prissy. I'd just find a new bad habit! LOL!
MissPriss - July 2, 2015, 3:14 am
I'll never quit...either of 'em! What doesn't kill ya leaves you with cholesterol and a bad cough.


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